Treat Lucy to a Fluffy Towel?

You've seen it, good old "treat me to a coffee" invitations from all of your favourites. I have one too, don't get me wrong, but why stop there? With absolutely no shame, I am inviting you to treat me to a Fluffy Towel (of which likely will not go directly to a fluffy towel but moreso to daily expenses that help me focus on writing).

In return, receive a digital "handwritten"* of all the opinions and stories I have about towels. ♥💌

*"Handwritten" is quotes because it has been determined by many that my actual handwriting is too ugly, so what I've done to add a personal touch is CREATE, PAINSTAKINGLY, A FONT FROM MY HANDWRITING, so all the letters will be uniformly formed instead of becoming steadily messier as in my real handwriting. An alternate accessible (i.e., non-handwritten font) version of the letter is provided in the same file in case you can't even read this neater version of my handwriting lol